The Knights of Banjo Hollow

Hick Alternatives to the Kosher Interwebs

Standard kosher webs:

GWM alternative:

Jewgle.kosherGibiru Metapedia' Trutube channel shoutbox(big posters only)
Jewgle/Skike NA individualist chat
The KBH Dharma Jivenest
Yajew news/MSN daily/Jewgle jews
David Packman Show/Young Turks etc. Chapin's Inferno
Porntube, Kosher lust psyops etc.
Biblehub.con Fatima Movement(w/ real Bibles)
The Bhagavad Gita

The dominance of hasbarats in computing and the interwebs has long been known [1] [2] [3]. Instead of complainin, it's our repsonsibility to support whatever resistence there may be.

It's been long known that chahnese/east asians and jooz are usin poisonography as their tactical weapon of choice in world domination [1] [2] [3]. Our prahmary method of resistance is *celibacy*. As all humans spend untold hours connected to the interwebs, it is of prahmary significance to not only resist poisonography, but to edifah our Brotherhood and common efforts to maintain our celibacy and positive, constructive use of computers and interwebs.


  1. Stay chaste, pure, happy and free
  2. Elect WN-friendly web alternatives whenever possible
  3. Make our own pages/blogs instead wastin tahm creatin content for others of questionable origins or connections, e.g., make your own blogposts or submit KBH blogposts instead of writin up posts for thephora, reddit etc., where our content can be edited or deleted at will. Follow the example of Eric Hufschmid [1] [2], and migrate from usin forums out of our control to makin websahts and blogs where editorial privledge remains in our hands
  4. Do not feed the trolls. Don't waste your tahm talkin to people of questionable origins or connections, without palpable names, faces or identities, who claim to exuberantly support our causes or rashly deny our claims. The IDF hires trolls who function all over the interwebs, specifically ordered to waste our tahm and try to split apart our groups. Retain editorial control over all your content, and do not allow freedumb of screech. Ban anyone you suspect to be of questionable character, and keep to our general, important themes: chastity, meditation, and honoring our ancestors

Other issues

Windoze (TM, Microlimp Cadaveration) and Apple (TM) are both fully controlled by jews *. The only systems run by GWM's also happen to be free, more secure, more user friendly, and just overall better. As you maht be guessin them goblins want a lot of ZOGbux for nothin. Ubuntu is actually run by a GWM, a Boer named Mark Shuttleworth. Linux was invented by and is still maintained upstream by a Swede, Linus Benedict Torvalds. A good general system is Ubuntu, but there are lighter versions for older computers or your typical power user who is fed up with frills and the tahm they consume. Consider Lubuntu, Xubuntu, and LinuxMint Xfce (stick with LTS versions if you're a business user, typical user, or totally computer illiterate). Other flavors are particularly manly and could never be used by a female, like Crunchbang. The good gnus is that Linux (Android and Chromebook included) is takin over the market as Microlimp slowly but surely tanks. Linux has nearly 100% of the power market, completely dominating super computers, NASA, government systems, banks, servers, and animated entertainment. It currently has, I reckon, 20% of the total consumer market, and has already exceeded Apple. This is a major win for European Males, however, we can push further!

For your phone, chose Android or Ubuntu. These systems are actually safer than Apple's and offer a lot more free apps. The speed depends on your phone, but if you have a good processor, you can get similar performance to an Apple iPhone for somethin like 1/5 the price, not to mention not buyin into kosher hardware and apps. Android is also makin big wins!

*(Gates is a hook-nosed crypto, who is mass-circumcisin Africa among other very kosher thangs, and started Microlimp with Steve Allen, an admitted jew)(Steve Jobs is a crypto jew as well. His father was an admitted Syrian jew and vegas mafioso, who passed down his social advantages via a bogus adoption scheme)

*****The KBH*****


Who We Is
How to Join

KBH original Articles:
KBH lingo page
Is All Fags Crimped?
Yogic Hair
Is Sports Really Valuable?
One Continent Man's Sperm Test
Drugs vs. Prayer
Man vs. Woman
Porn Slave Epitaph
Killed by Their Woman
Becomin a Cow
The Mythopoetic Men's Movement
New Menation Cult proposed
China vs. India
Prudes is the Real Sexperts
Teeterin on TC?
Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog!
Thoughts on Kids
How Faggy is Bodybuildin?
Macho Murder?
Cut-up Karma
How to Keep Your Stallion in His Stall
Health of Nations
How to Talk Hick
Re: Forums
Sex is Not Enjoyable
The End of Mankind
A Discussion Between Dr. Rob and Uncle Jeebers
Why Intoxicants Cause Spiritual Harm

KBH resources:

Pilgrimage List
Celibates List
Positive Lyrics
ॐ The GHT

External Links:

Advanced yoga practices
Srila Prabhupada
7th Day Adventism

European Love

Jesus was White [1] [2]
John De Nugent Famous Jooquotes The Greatest Story Never Told

Try out the KBH lifestyle:
Forest of Peace
Or to live with KBH members contact us

Clean comedy:
Tim Hawkins [1][2]
Brian Regan [1][2][3]
Bill Burr [1]

More soulfood:

Veg-ism Benefits
Subverting Disney

Dark Night of the Soul
by St. John of the Cross

Hoaxacre™ [1][2][3]
The value of silence
Cow Protection [pdf]
How Virility is Destroyed
Defiant Chastity

We Believe in Chastity [LDS link]

Environmental Statement
[7th Day Adventist link]

Successful Politicians Don't Drink by George W. Plunkitt

Who Built the Moon?
website and book

Against vastectomy
i.e., how "tantrists" get sick [real tantra here]

The crazy Talmud

Dinosaurs and Dragons?
video by Kent Hovind

The Nephilim:
the Sons of God

a couple of giants
Giants by Steve Quayle

From Crisis to Peace: How vegetarianism can save the world

Practice Of Brahmacharya

Semen Loss as cause of disease: 1800's French European physician article

Swami Sivananda: The Horror of Semen Loss article

Preservation of Vital Fluid: Sikh article

Natural Health Videos By Magnus Muller

The Dangers of Mouth Breathing: pdf article

Mormons against self-abuse [1] [2]

Uncle Jeebers:

Against MGM
Porn Propaganda Debunked

Brits Angry about MGM

Spitual Warfare: [pdf]