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The Knights of Banjo Hollow

How to Keep Your Stallion in His Stall


Well fellers, these are creepy years, grimy times. You have to wonder what in tarnation made it so that people gave up trainin horses as horses, and just decide to cruel their jewels off to tame 'em.

Do y'all remember the movie, "The Black Stallion," where this amazin trainer takes on a whole horse (cajones intact), and the trooper turns out to be the fastest, strongest horse on the circuit? Then how the heebies said they ain't gettin no money from the gamblers this way, cuz everyone knows who'll win - that's right, the black stallion - the one with "sublimated prana" and all that fandangled frill. The hook noses started in their sneaky, yellow way, stackin lead bags on the stallion (without the gamblers knowin of course) hopin to make him lose, but no amount of weight would hold 'm back. Finally in the end, they had bed so much lead on that horse's torso that its hooves done split wide open.

And they tells me it's a true story.



And it turns out it ain't just the course for horses, either. I noticed here on the farm that our horses and bulls are all graded by their chastity. An unbred bull is worth several thousand more than one that was even mated just once. A clean steed is the prize every horse breeder hopes for. The same is true for men - and even more so, and on a much nobler, loftier level.

When a man buckles his belt and harnesses his base power, this once dire hellfire refines into the flames of spiritual passion. He prays with fire, gets his prayers answered, and is married to God.

It may be rainin, gents, but there is rainbows above ya'll. May y'all pull up your prana, get high on halleluya, and God bless you all forever.
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