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   KBH Original Prayers and Mantras
 
Liberation Prayer 
Lord almighty in heaven. See our Brotherhood as we pray together. 
We leave our sins like a pile of clothes that don't fit 
and after we leave them, we will forget what they are like 
We won't discuss them specifically 
We won't relive them nor make our brothers relive them 
for these clothes tied us up in bondage 
they were too small, to petty,  
and kept us from walking the Path to You, Lord  
 
They don't fit and we want to make a pile of them right here Lord 
Today, in front of everyone, we will burn them up 
the fires of our passion to know You and love You Lord 
We will never love these silly material trappings again 
They are but a chinsy plastic trinket in comparison to Your Grace, love and blessings, for which we can thank You to no end 
For You come to us Lord when we call You 
You delight in our service to You 
You eat with us, though You're happy just to see the offering 
 
We pray for freedom in You Lord, that we may never again be in the bondage of mammon. 
 
We'll praise Your name to the end of the earth and always love you to the bottom of our hearts 
 
Glory to God and Amen 
 
 
   Scripture Chat Prayer 2012/03/08
 (Historic Scripture Chat held on Uncle Jeeber's birthday 
and approximate Sixth Celibation Day) 
 
 
Lord 
give us strength 
keep our thoughts and words focused on that which is wholesome 
*hands clasped* 
resurrect our minds and spirits from spiritual death 
So that we may be re-awakened 
And once again have knowledge of our true selves and the true way of seeing the world 
May we be good friends to our friends 
And may we be crafty foes towards our enemies 
May we have the courage to shrug off any nuisance type thoughts 
and may we be enlightened by scripture 
Amen and OM 
-- Sir Catfish 
 
 
O lord and master of my life, do not give me the spirit of sloth, 
despair, lust of power or idle tlak.  but give rather a spirit of 
chastity, humility, patience and a love to your servant. yes, lord and 
king, grant me to see my own transgressions and not to judge my brother,
 for blessed are you unto ages of ages. amen 
 
(the prayer of St. Ephraim) 
-- Sir Elijah 
 
 
 
 
 
Prayer for the Integrity of Males 
and Protection of their Brilliance
 
You God are the all-powerful, the all-mighty 
and in You we trust everything 
to You we owe everything 
and You have the power, the Glory, the force 
to take down this heinous curse on our lives called circumcision 
You have the tools to take apart the circumcisers, 
and damn them to eternal hell 
to stop the feminists and male bashers 
who sign papers to send boys into iron maidens 
naked and humiliated, shorn and violated 
 
YOU our Lord, will put Olympic Medical to shame 
YOU will throw Gomco into the jaws of karmic law 
 
You, oh glorious bastion of life and justice in this world 
May You smite the hands of the surgeons,  
the white-robed priests of black magick 
Shatter the scalpels and ruin their houses of pain 
May their profits burn in a great purifying fire 
May the common man laugh at their gold coins and stinking paper 
which reeks of violence and betrayal 
May the chainsaws that decimate forests break 
May the daggers of butchers disappear 
May the trees grow and the grasses flourish 
 
For you are the Lord God almighty 
 
See our Brotherhood, bless it and strengthen it 
may it be the agent of Your holy will 
 
Amen and OM 
 
-- Uncle Jeebers 
 
 
  
                    More prayers and mantras are needed! We'd especially
 like to see material that is not often produced on important and 
commonly ignored themes in popular churches today. We should pray for 
justice against circumcisers, abortionists, feminists, drug companies, 
alcohol/beer, smokers, misopedes....and pray for the exhalation of 
heroes working against satan in this world. 
   
 
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