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The Knights of Banjo Hollow

The Gospel of the Holy Twelve


From lection 21, Jesus Rebuketh Cruelty to a Horse. Condemneth the Service of Mammon:

  8. [Jesus] said, I am come to end the sacrifices and feasts of blood, and if ye cease not offering and eating of flesh and blood, the wrath of God shall not cease upon you, even as it came to your fathers in the wilderness, who lusted for flesh, and they eat to their content, and were filled with rottenness, and the plague consumed them. ...
  12. No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon. And the Pharisees also, who were covetous, heard all these things, and they derided him.  [read more]

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Lections 1-10

(1) The Parentage and Conception of John the Baptist.
(2) The Immaculate Conception of Jesus the Christ.
(3) Nativity of John the Baptist.
(4) Nativity of Jesus the Christ.
(5) Manifestation of Jesus to the Magi
(6) Childhood and Youth of Jesus the Christ. He Delivereth a Lion from Hunters.
(7) The Preaching of John the Baptist.
(8) The Baptism of Jesus-Maria the Christ.
(9) The Four Temptations.
(10) Joseph and Mary Make a Feast unto Iesus. Andrew and Peter Find Jesus.

Lections 11-20

(11) The Anointing by Mary Magdalene.
(12) The Marriage in Cana. The Healing of the Nobleman's Son.
(13) The First Sermon in the Synagogue of Nazareth.
(14) The Calling of Andrew and Peter. The Teaching of Cruelty in Animals.
(15) The Healing of the Leper and the Palsied. The Deaf Man who Denied that Others could Hear.
(16) Calling of Matthew. Parable of the New Wine in Old Bottles.
(17) Jesus Sendeth Forth the Twelve and their Fellows.
(18) Jesus Sendeth Forth the Two and Seventy.
(19) Jesus Teacheth how to Pray - Error even in Prophets.
(20) The Return of the Two and Seventy.

Lections 21-30

(21) Jesus Rebuketh Cruelty to a Horse. Condemneth the Service of Mammon. 
(22) The Restoration of Iairus' Daughter.
(23) Jesus and the Samaritan Woman.
(24) Jesus Denounces Cruelty. Healeth the Sick.
(25) The Sermon on the Mount (part I)
(26) The Sermon on the Mount (part II)
(27) The Sermon on the Mount (part III)
(28) Jesus Releaseth the Rabbits and Pigeons.
(29) He Feedeth Five Thousand with Six Loaves and Seven Clusters of Grapes.
(30) The Bread of Life and the Living Vine.

Lections 31-40

(31) The Bread of Life and the Living Vine. Jesus Teacheth the Thoughtless Driver.
(32) God the Food and Drink of All.
(33) By the Shedding of Blood of Others Is No Remission of Sins.
(34) Love of Jesus for All Creatures. His Care for a Cat.
(35) The Good Law. The Good Samaritan. Mary and Martha. On Divine Wisdom.
(36) The Woman Taken in Adultery. The Pharisee and the Publican.
(37) The Regeneration of the Soul.
(38) Jesus Condemneth the Ill Treatment of Animals.
(39) The Kingdom of Heaven (Seven Parables)
(40) Jesus Expoundeth the Inner Teaching to the Twelve.

Lections 41-50

(41) Jesus setteth free the Caged Birds. The Bind Man who denied that Others Saw.
(42) Jesus Teaches Concerning Marriage. The Blessing of Children.
(43) Jesus Teaches Concerning the Riches of this World and the Washing of Hands and Unclean Meats.
(44) The Confession of the Twelve. Christ the True Rock.
(45) Seeking for Signs. The Unclean Spirit.
(46) The Transfiguration on the Mount, and the Giving of the Law.
(47) The Spirit Giveth Life. The Rich Man and the Beggar.
(48) Jesus Feedeth One Thousand with Five Melons. Healeth the withered Hand on the Sabbath Day. Rebuketh Hypocrisy.
(49) The True Temple of God.
(50) Christ the Light of the World.

Lections 51-60

(51) The Truth Maketh Free.
(52) The Pre-existence of Christ.
(53) Jesus Healeth the Blind on the Sabbath. Jesus at the Pool of Siloam.
(54) The Examination of the Blind Man - A Living Type of the House of God.
(55) Christ the Good Shepherd.
(56) The Raising of Lazarus from his Sleep in the Tomb.
(57) Concerning Little Children. Forgiveness of Others. Parable of the Fishes.
(58) Divine Love to the Repentant.
(59) Jesus Forewarneth His Disciples. Glad Tidings to Zacchaeus.
(60) Jesus Rebuketh Hypocrisy.

Lections 61-70

(61) Jesus Foretelleth the End.
(62) Parable of the Ten Virgins.
(63) Parable of the Talents.
(64) Jesus Teacheth in the Palm Circle. The Divine Life and Substance.
(65) The Last Anointing by Mary Magdalene. Neglect not the Present time.
(66) Jesus again Teacheth his Disciples concerning the Nature of God. The Kingdom of God. The Two in One.
(67) The Last Entry into Jerusalem. The Sheep and the Goats.
(68) The Householder and the Husbandmen. Order out of Disorder.
(69) The Christ within the Soul. The Resurrection and the Life. Salome's Question.
(70) Jesus Rebuketh Peter's Haste.

Lections 71-80

(71) The Cleansing of the Temple.
(72) The Many Mansions in the One House.
(73) Christ The True Vine.
(74) Jesus Foretelleth Persecutions.
(75) The Last Paschal Supper.
(76) Washing of the Feet, The Eucharistic Oblation.
(77) The Agony in Gethsemane.
(78) The Betrayal.
(79) The Hebrew Trial before Caiaphas.
(80) The Sorrow and Penance of Iudas.

Lections 81-89

(81) The Roman Trial before Pilate.
(82) The Crucifixion.
(83) The Burial of Jesus.
(84) The Resurrection of Jesus.
(85) Jesus appeareth to Two at Emmaus.
(86) Jesus appeareth in the Temple. Blood Sacrifices Cease.
(87) Jesus appeareth to the Twelve.
(88) The Eighth Day after the Resurrection.
(89) Jesus appeareth at the Sea of Galilee.

Lections 90 -96

(90) What is Truth?
(91) The Order of the Kingdom (part I.)
(92) The Order of the Kingdom (part II.)
(93) The Order of the Kingdom (part III.)
(94) The Order of the Kingdom (part IV.)
(95) The Ascension of Christ.
(96) The Pouring out of the Spirit. The taking of Mary and Joseph.

Validation that the GHT is True

The Book's Cover
Special Note
Explanatory Preface
To The Reader

Biography: Rev. Gideon Jasper Richard Ouseley M.A.
Origins of the Gospel of the Holy Twelve

The Legend of the Lost Gospel

A True Likeness of Our Saviour
Testimony of the Early Christian Church
  The Epistle of Appollos the Prophet 

The Comments of the Editors
Transcribed and Compiled by
Rev. Mark Wilcox, D.D.

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