The Knights of Banjo Hollow

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The Knights of Banjo Hollow

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Becomin a Cow

So I was thinking the other day about more animals and what they might be the reincarnation of, and I thought of cows.

It seems to me that cows, if they were incarnations of demoted souls, would be the reincarnations of devoted housewives who have, throughout their lives, discouraged others from talking about difficult questions, social problems, or simply talking about things that get people thinking.

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Because humans among all the animals are clearly the most thinking of all. Birds fly, fish swim and humans think. If a human is against thinking, then that human, we could at least guess intelligently, will not be reborn as a human. If this human is a housewife, she has given birth on several occasions, has fed some with her milk, has become satisfied with her lot, refuses to question who rules her barn and if that person eats or sells beef or not...and so on and so forth. It seems to me that cows now are exactly those loving, unquestioning, strong, big, voracious housewives.

It then occurred to me that sheep would be similar, but less interested in eating so much, more willing to walk around, but still very against asking who their shepherd is and will he eat them or sell them for meat. They are trusting to the very end, and it is this trust that was once a bad habit of their once human minds. Just trust everything. Don't think about anything. Just go with the flow, don't rock the boat.

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Then finally I thought, how dangerous it is, my brothers, to stop thinking. Whoa is that a terrible sin. To be given so much consciousness, to be placed so close to God himself, then to say, oh I don't like it. Shut up about problems. Don't get angry. Don't deal with serious issues (and then solve them). Shut it off, shut it off, shut it off. And then sure enough, the light goes out quite a bit. And luckily it didn't go out to the point of being a plant, some water, or a rock. Thank God you'll still have a chance to work your way back up.

Think, think, think. Enjoy your capacity to think. Distinguish between right and wrong, be joyful of the right and angered at the wrong. Let the anger lead us to positive action to change what we can. Let our intelligence also lead us to see the lessons we can learn from that which we cannot change - things given to us for a cosmic reason. Let us distinguish the cream from the dregs, and let our minds receive and be able to focus on noble and holy ideas. Amen and OM.

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