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Traditional China

Chinese hair through
the ages: less and less, more and more pathetic
Confucius, Qing Dynasty slaves, Red Dynasty chinkfag

I'm Uncle Jeebers and I done lived in China for 15 years. Chinese is under a constant barrage of sissification which started long back under their occupation by Manchurians in the Chink Dynasty which forced Chinese to shave the front of them heads but permitted long, beautiful braids in the back - like mullets to the hilt. Then later the Chinese done took a further descent into kosher slavery, which forced them to excise them hairs and shave them beards, and they is now supposed to wear black, jew penguin suits with a silk noose, and even carry purses designed by wop jewfags. In the plan to make China the central location of manufacturin in the world, China has been subjected to amazin pollution, mostly in the form of plasticizers, industrially produced soybeans and soybean prowducts, and birth murder prowducts.

Chinese painter Zhang Daqian 張大千 painted masterpieces *with his beard*
One of the last survivin men
of his tahm, Zhang Daqian
In spite of China's current depravity, dirt and ignorance, China's history is mostly that of temperance, vegetarianism, only two meals a day (if that), extreme sexshal continence, and preservation of God-given, parent-given hair. Why, Chinese beards were so famous (even up to the brink of the modern era), that many painters were usin them beards for brushes! Confucianism, which is a form of pratical, layman's religion with lots of rules and emphasis on family, says, You can't cut your hair! Your parents gave that to you, and cuttin it is like joshin your parents. As opposed to the modern smoke-drink-poontang-addicted chinkfag, Confucius was a tall, burly man with a good beard who lived 96 years. So yes, for thousands of years, even Chinese respected God, their parents, and their teemin, mystical hair.

- Uncle Jeebers

Shavin and Feminism

Cuttin hair is a form of male oppression.
- Brother Catfish

dagnabbed pathetic!
Bow down to your long-haired masters

Any female aversion to beards is yet another extension of their enormous hypocrisy concernin cleanliness. The sheer gall of the female that hates beards, hair and foreskins when she herself is a walkin cesspool of inner plumbin that is an "ecosystem", needs regular checkups, regularly gets infected and fumes out fish odors that would make a blue whale blush - well the best defense is a good offence. Men are naturally cleaner and more intelligent than females, and thus the game for them is to convince men into mutilatin their baby boys into circumstumped-unmales and shavin off their God-given implements of higher intelligence on the head - the hair and beard. Only then will the world be safe for female domination.

Cuttin wimmin's hair is an "atrocity"

There's a double standard concernin hair cuttin. When a woman gets her hair cut, they make a big tear-jerker film about it. The fact that wimmin seen as traitors were shaven of their hair after world war two is depicted as extremely cruel and unusual. On the other hand when a man gets his hair cut, they says it's funny. Haha, look at the prisoners and soldiers gettin shaved. Haha. Ain't that a hoot?

Male soldiers and police officers in 'Murica are forced to shave (unless you're kosher that is!). Could y'all imagine if wimminz was forced to shave their legs, their heads, or their privates? Oh the horrors! Czech out these wimminz in "service" (they'll never see the front lahns, haw haw). Perhaps their long hair gave them the sense that runnin into bombs and machine gun fire maht get themselves mutilated or killed?

An American woman is suin her boss for requirin that she remove her pubic hair, statin that it was a "disgustin, humiliatin request", askin to "alter the appearance of her genitals". Scuse me whal I get me a hanky here, but how many herds of men is required to shave them pubic hairs on the face under the threat of bein fahrd? How many men have had their genitals mutilated in the most horrific manna imaginable, whal the mutilatahs and dawgs that done did it is given promotions, bonuses, and high praise?

Females is weaker than males, so the only way they can win is by cheatin. In the fable of Solomon, Solomon was a powerful kin who could only be defeated by a female invader into his house who cut off his hair while he was sleepin. The concept of honor is way, way over the female head.

This brings us to Kali, the Hindu god who represents the bitch of Mother Earth, the cycle of lahf and death. So you have this weird combination of man massacre and teets. Life, death, death life. And the ways of her crankiness is cut down men.

kali the bitchy mother The age of Kali is noted for its worship of metal, knives, swords and war. For example, soldiers must shave and get a buzzcut before basic trainin, and modern medicine really derives from African muti, which is simply cuttin off troubled parts, i.e. (non)medicine, that if used immoderately will leave us as just brains in jars. "Short hair is more convenient!" "It's less to take care of!"

insegna barbiereSpeakin of cuttin down the body, the un-barber shop was where Christians first started disobeyin the commandment against cuttin open the body. The pole symbol outside is actually a variant of a white pole where a unbarber/surgeon would hang bloody rags. These first dis-barbers and surgeons in Europe were typically jews and certainly non-Christians.

Being a disbarber has been associated with butchery and mutilation for ages. Take for example the case of Sweeney Todd, a serial killer / disbarber in London, who learned dis-barbary from Elmer Plummer in prision while practicin on inmates, opened up a unbarber shop at 186 Fleet Street where he cut up and robbed over 150.

Shavin has been the symbol of slavery for ages. The Roman Empire was run on money coined by Pharisees, a kind of negroid jew. These jews kept their beards and commanded their goyim - includin the top echelons of Roman government - to shave. The bearded leaders vs. shaved slaves is also a dynamic within the jewish community today.

Australian savages are obsessed with cuttin hair, and not incidentally tend to cauto!mutilate them johnsons beyond all imagination. They also lahk snortin gasoline, burnin down their own homes, and next to some African niggers have the lowest known IQ of any hominid race in the world (around 62). They enjoy usin razors, knives and swords, but unfortunately in their entire supposed 40,000 years of existence all they've managed to invent was a stick.

Bow down to your bearded masters

a slick sikh
Sikhs are a warrior caste who are chaste, vegetarian, very strong/burly, and who keep all their hair. They successfully resisted [2] riotin in London, and resist corruption in their own temples.

Here is a useful article from Sikhs called "Hairs and Turbans".

dave foreman The bold creators of Earth First have great beards, and so do nearly all the men in the organization. Earth first is different from many other environmentalist organizations in that they aren't faggy.
john draper
John Draper

The world's most successful computer programmers have beards, includin Richard Stallman of the Linux movement and Ian Goldberg, who created the world's most secure chat protocol. (Consider also the linux gurus Alan Cox, David Mohr, and others).

Salman KayakNever met a ho who loved beards. Pictured left, Mexican Hollyweird film prostitute and her "husburnt"
All of the world's famous womanizers is shaved, e.g., JFK, Berlusconi...even in fiction, male whores like Don Juan was shaved. Could havin long hair and a full beard be a symbol of male continence, original thinkin, and power?

bald and perverted

Hair follicles is attacked by a chemical called DHT produced when deathspasmin [1]. No wonder so many jews and lechers in the world goes bald before they're 30!

Why is it that baldness is considered ugly and bald men will do anythin (except go celibate) to try to get that hair back. If you could find the cure for baldness (except for chastity), you'd be a gazillionare!
randy spears
Pornstain Randy Spears
Pornstains is always shaved, and have nearly no natural hair. They shave them faces and them crotches always, and is often bald.

sleazy Perverts is portrayed as shaved and bald.
regulation socialist haircut, N Korea
Regulation socialist haircut, DPRK
Haircuts and shavin are mandated for men in communist countries. (Communism was invented by bearded jews like Karl Marx and Moses Hoess and then forced onto Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese and Soviets.)

Do you remember your first haircuts? It hurt, and we done hated it. This 14-year-old Chinese girl, 李欣玥 Lǐ Xīnyùe, committed suicide instead of gettin a haircut as mandated by her Marxist-socialist school [1]

Most shavin creams have ingredients proven to be toxic to y'all.

  • Propylene Glycol is a moisturizer similar to glycerin, but Propyene Glycol is often added to antifreeze and brake fluid.
  • Triethanolamine (TEA) is known as an emulsifying agent, helping to keep the oil and water from separating. TEA has become quite controversial as an ingredient in the entire cosmetic industry because , not only can it be very irritating to our skin, TEA has been found to be contaminated with nitrosamines, commonly linked to cancer.
  • Sodium Lauryl Sulphate (SLS) and Sodium Laureth Sulphate (SLES) are two more controversial shave cream ingredients. They both create great lather, but Lauryl mimics estrogen, i.e. it faggifies, and Laureth hosts a known carcinogen called Dioxane.
  • When you hear Mineral Oil – you is probably thinkin moisturizer – but Mineral Oil is somethin you NEVER want to put on your skin or anywhere on your body. Mineral Oil is a bah-product of Petroleum. Yes, Mineral Oil is similar to gasoline.
  • Triclosan is a chemical antibacterial agent, bad for septic and natural water systems.
  • Phthalates makes shaving cream smooth, but research links it to neuro-toxicity and neuro-developmental disorders, as well as to asthma and allergies.
  • Isobutane is used as a propellant and has been linked to cancer in lab tests.
  • Methylparaben is used as a preservative, mimics estrogen (see Sodium Lauryl Sulphate above) and has been linked to tumor growth.
  • Everyday faggy men is exposed to dangerous, toxic chemicals when shavin themselves. Some are known to contain cancer causin agents, contribute to hormone imbalance, headaches, allergies, depression, chronic fatigue, learning disabilities, hyperactivity and irritability.

Did you know that more than 125 ingredients in skin care products is suspected of causin cancer and

  • 20 ingredients are known to affect the nervous system
  • 25 ingredients are connected to birth defects

Our skin is the largest and most porous organ of ah body. Whatever we applah to our skin is absorbed. The FDA does not regulate cosmetics, so skin care and personal care companies can add pretty much anythin they lahk to their products – preservatives, chemicals, fillers, dyes, fragrances, parabens and other assorted toxic substances – without any accountability. [source]

Also in the book, The Body Electric, Dr. Robert Becker names electric shavers as havin the highest EMR pollution of any electronic device tested.

Evelyn Rothschild supposedly controls most of the world's currency, shaves his face, has short hair, and is a queer.

Big corporations require shavin for employment. The slogan of wall-street enslaved America: "Cut your hair and get a real job!"

Big corporations control the razor, shavin cream and electric razor industries. Shavin cream is filled with toxic sludge. Disposable razors force the consumer to continuously buy new crap.

fusion of endless crap
Winner of the 2007 Golden Dump award,
the Gilette Fusion™

Shavin is done with razors, which exchange metal, dead skin cells and germs into the bloodstream. This causes rashes, zits, and poisons to enter the bloodstream directly. Consider this study "Shaving Or Waxing Pubic Hair Increases Risk Of Viral Infection", where the scientists surmised the popularity of shavin:

The reasons for choosing genital hair removal remain unclear, but may be linked with internet based pornography ... increased sexual sensation ... an unconscious desire to simulate an infantile look ... or a desire to distance ourselves from our animal nature.

In other news Emily Gibson, a family doc and head of a student health centre at Western University in Washington State, called for an end to the “war on pubic hair” claiming it is increasin the risk of infection and of secshally transmitted diseases amongst young'uns.

“The amount of tahm, energy, money and emotion men an wimminz is spendin on abolishin hars from them genitals is out of this world,” she done said.

They estimates the hair removal market to be worth $2.1 billion in the US in 2011 and about the same the UK. The trend they spawned, she intimates, by the papalarity of bikinis and thongs, “certain hairless actors and actresses, a misgahded attempt at hygiene or being more attractive to a partner.”

As director of health centre she done saw the wages of this sin, doggone it. “Pubic hair removal naturally irritates and inflames the hair follicles, leaving microscopic open wounds. They shaves constantly to stay smooth, causin regular irritation of the shaved or waxed area. When that is combahned with the warm, moist environment of the genitals, it becomes a happy culture media for some of the nastiest bacterial pathogens,” she wrahts on the much respected US medical websahte Kevin

In her practice it is not unusual to find patients with boils and abscesses on their genitals from shavin as well as cellulahtis, an infection of the ballsack, poontang lips or willie from shaving or from having sex with some cootie-infected varmint.

Herpes is also an increased risk “due to the microscopic wounds being exposed to vahrus carried by mouth or genitals.” [source]

Why is it that kids love beards, and freak out when their daddies shave?

Muslims, who are in general very afraid of hair, are also fond of genital mutilation for "cleanliness". Even unmarried muslim wimminz shave their pubes (how perverted is that? And c.f. upper right bout how filthy pube shavin is, and how they is doin it to imitate pre-pubescent gals)

killed by his woman

The Bible says that all great men described therein had beards, includin Jesus Christ and Saint Paul. It also shows that Samson's power was in his hair (which he vowed to God that he would keep), and it took a female traitor and the cuttin of his hair to defeat him. The Bible's general position on hair is that wimmin should have long hair, and men should have beards in order to distinuish themselves from wimmin, as God created men and wimmin with this difference.

Accordin to orthodox Zen, Bodhidharma lived around 500 C.E. and came to China from either India or Persia. He was the direct successor of the Buddha, through the line of direct "dharma transmission" from Buddha to Mahakasyapa (the guy who smiled at the Buddha's "flower sermon") and down through a few dozen teachers to Bodhidharma himself, 28th in the line. The Bodhidharma was called "The Red-bearded Barbarian". Lord Buddha Himself is sometimes depicted with a beard or mustache, as aside from Ariyapariyesana Sutta, there is no statement on His hair.

The uncommon instances of strong resistance to jewish domination in America have been by bearded men. Ulysses S. Grant had a full beard, and he expelled the jews. The bearded Abraham Lincoln created the greenback in order to severely weaken jewish power for which he was murdered.

Bein shaved is considered the ultimate insult in Islam, which is why American soldiers shaved "Saddam Hussein" (or perhaps a body double?) when they caught him.

Jews are at least not allowed to shave on sabbath, which is called the day of rest. Is this admittin that shavin and thus havin to quickly grow lots of hair is a lot of work?

American "wimmin" (shemales) like short haircuts, and nearly always shave their armpit hair and leg hair. Are wimmin a kind of superfag, and could their superfagdom relate to hatred of hair and pogonophobia?

Rule of the Redbeards

Genghis Khan [1], Holy Roman Emperor Barbarossa [1], Ottoman Empire Admiral and ruler of the Mediterranean Hayreddin Barbarossa [1], Ottoman Naval Commander Barbarossa [1], The Bodhidharma

Evil Men usin powerful Beards

Osho, Yogi Bhajan, Howard Levey, Schmucky Schneerson and the entire Chabaad Lubavitch, every "mo-hell" in existence, Tim Osman....

another bald pervert
When men go bald, the beard stays.
A sign of divine priorities?

The cash value of hair

moolah for hair
Hair is worth ZOGbux

The media tells ya to cut and shave off yur own hair, yet the market tells ya otherwise. In Venezuala, there are gangs of hair cutters goin around stealin hair to sell on the black market. In China, money-obsessed chinkesses cut their long hair for cold cash (also in Vietnam and Cambodia etc.). Turns out, hair is worth a lot of ZOGbux anywhere. [1] [2]

Genghis Khan with long beardGenghis Khan had a long, red beard, white skin [1], and was a forefather of 40 tribes, the 13th of which was the very hairy, often red-bearded Khazar race. His third son and successor had a beard so long he hung it over his ear.

In Chinese folk wisdom, cuttin or shavin pubic hair causes one to go bankrupt. The luckiest of all human types is the Black Dragon, i.e., a man who has a great reserve of hair, has hair even on his lower back, a thick stock of hair through the pubic region, and hair up onto his belly. The most dangerous of all are wimmin who naturally have no pubic hair, and they are called White Tigers. People with longer hair are said to generally have great intelligence.

haircutters is hookers

Prostitution and Shavin

In modern China, prostitution is run through anti-hair salons. A man can order MIPS along with his haircut and shave in most parlors in China. You order it by sayin you want a "big massage" 敲個大背.

chink of questionable sexual orientationWimmin go to anti-hair salons with male hair mutilators, often boys bought from Shenzhen in the Guangdong area. It is well-known that these wimmin prefers right faggy boys, and the use of such cads in advertisin is said to appeal to middle-aged and/or divorced wimmin.

Male hairdressers is usually fags. In China they is called comrades 同志 and ducks 鴨子.

Hair and linuistics

Several Chinese characters is created from the beard radical ér 而. Measurin 寸 a beard 而 takes patience 耐. When a youth's beard grows full when waitin for the rain 雨, there is great need 需. A big 大 beard 而 is soft 耎. wimmin 女 play 耍 with the beards they love. Man with a beard 而 standin 立 tall, majestic like a mountain 山, is righteous, virtuous, and straight 端....Considerin how integral beards were to Chinese language and culture, it's really amazin that now they can't even grow them, and they stand around awkwardly makin fun of those who have 'em.

Hair is everywhere in the Chinese language. The very radical for hair is long hair 髟 biāo. A beard 鬍 is long hair 髟 that hangs off the chin like the neck skin of a bull 胡. Hair 髮 is long hair 髟 that disperses 发. Long hair in the wind like pine trees 松 is the general term for relaxed and relaxation 鬆. Hair not specified as long 彡 is used in characters like tiger stripes 彪, ginseng 參 and depressed 鬱. Also it is interestin to note that with the destruction of Chinese hair via jews and commonists, there is no longer hair in the character for beard or moustache - nor is there hair in the character for hair (!).

The fancy latin word for beard is barba. Toward the fall of the empire, them shaved and enslaved Romans called the brauny invaders from the north "barbarians" cuz they kept them beards. Then there was bearded emperors like Barbarossa (the red-bearded). Magical rubber trees with long beards give the Carribean Island Barbados its name.

Horns or antlers on the heads of male mammals are used to determine position, sense predators, and fight. Rhinoceros horns are made of compacted hair and keratin.

Cuttin cats' whiskers is "cruel"

Whiskers on a cat are acknowledged by scientists to be a critical part of a cat's nervous system, sensin wind direction and the position of objects around the cat (without touching the whiskers), and sensin even odors. Cats with damaged or cut whiskers have been observed to be disoriented, fall down, and get stuck. Why does science insist that the bodies of animals are functionin wholes, with each part having a purpose, but parts of the human male body are deemed useless? Why are cats' whiskers deemed important and invaluable, while male human whiskers, we're told, are garbage? [1] [2]

Hair and psychology

woman complains that haircut made her nuts

Woman on Chinese twitter (weibo) complains to me: "I became irritable and arrogant after cuttin my hair....My haircut made me lose mah mahnd." Women cuttin hair on TV means they is bout to do somethin psycho [1], when actresses hack their hair it means divorce and turmoil in their lahvs, bad and stressful days for wimmin are called "bad hair days", [2]. Further,

if you fear beards, you're sick

Pogonophobia is gettin chicken around beards and is an official lossage of marbles. If you find a woman who fears beards, give her a straight jacket. If you is afraid of 'em, you needs to get professional help.

They say alopecia affects both men and wimmin, but ahv only seen wimmin with it. They tell me the hair falls out when they're stressed. Thinnin hair for wimmin is seen as havin "long-term psychological effects". Funny, no one seems to care how men feel when they lose their hair.

The shame of baldin

Premature baldin in men is known to be caused by DHT, a chemical released durin MIPS and deathspasm. Billions are spent each year lookin for cures (other than chastity of course!), and billions are spent on stop-gap measures like Rogaine. Men routinely try to cover up their bald spots, and are constantly made fun of for it. Yet it's odd, ain't it? Lookin bald is universally seen as ugly, but men who have their hair are constantly demeaned by governments, armies, corporations and religious organizations into cuttin off or shavin off their hair - and the whimpy, pussifahd, crimped and otherwahz denuded "men" of our over-sexed, jaded age just sit down and take it! Why, some of them is even lahnin up to do it!

Hairdresser + Shaved head serial killer case in China

Zhou Kehua, Chinese serial
killerMeet Zhou Kehua 周克華, Chinese serial killer who's wanted posters could be found all over the nation for a year
Zhou Kehua's girlfriend/haircutter/prostituteMeet Zhang Guiyin, 張貴英 his hairdresser / hooker who done shaved off all his hair and demanded that he blow off people's heads for zogbucks

may the best man win
May the most hair win: cleanin your body and
keepin it whole is great respect to God and your parents

What does the Bible say about shavin?

(Leviticus 19:27) : "You shant round off the corners of your head hair or defile the corners of your beard."

(Leviticus 21:15): “They shant make them heads bald, neither shall they shave off the corner of them beards, nor make any cuttins in the flesh.”

And this from St. Clement of Alexandria (b. circa 150AD):

God adorned man like the lions, with a beard, and endowed him an attribute of manhood, with a hairy chest- a sign of strength and rule.

For God wished women to be smooth, and rejoice in their locks alone growing spontaneously, but has adorned man with a beard, and endowed him, as an attribute of manhood. This, then, the mark of the man, the beard, by which he is seen to be a man, is older than Eve, and is the token of the superior nature. In this God deemed it right that he should excel, and dispersed hair over man's whole body.

It is not lawful to pluck out the beard, man's natural and noble adornment. The beard signifies the courageous, the beard distinguishes the grown men, the earnest, the active and the vigorous.

C H Spurgeon said:

[Having a beard] is a very natural habit, Biblical, manly and beneficial.

Many more quotes and comments here.

bull"fight" Drugs, sandbag slammin, six horsemen with spears and a matador would not be complete without shavin the horns to determine the defeat of the majestic bull. Not incidentally, all matadors shave, have short hair, and dress like dagnabbed Liberace. Is bullfightin a stage for queers attemptin to torture and oppress the ultimate symbol of massive masculinity, il toro?

The followin article describes how hair gives a man his sixth sense, like the horns of a bull determine his position.

Native American Hair Wisdom

Our culture leads people to believe that hair style is a matter of personal preference, that hair style is a matter of fashion and/or convenience, and that how people wear their hair is simply a cosmetic issue. Back in the Vietnam war however, an entirely different picture emerged....

In the early nineties, Sally [name changed to protect privacy] was married to a licensed psychologist who worked at a VA Medical hospital. He worked with combat veterans with PTSD, post traumatic stress disorder. Most of them had served in Vietnam.

Sally said, "I remember clearly an evenin when my husband came back to our apartment on Doctor's Circle carryin a thick official lookin folder in his hands. Inside were hundreds of pages of certain studies commissioned by the government. He was in shock from the contents. What he read in those documents completely changed his life. From that moment on my conservative middle of the road husband grew his hair and beard and never cut them again. What is more, the VA Medical center let him do it, and other very conservative men in the staff followed his example.

geronimo's long hair

"...Durin the Vietnam War special forces in the war department had sent undercover experts to comb American Indian Reservations lookin for talented scouts...once enlisted, an amazin thin happened. Whatever talents and skills they had possessed on the reservation seemed to mysteriously disappear, as recruit after recruit failed to perform as expected in the field.

"Serious causalities and failures of performance led the government to contract expensive testin of these recruits, and this is what was found.

"When questioned about their failure to perform as expected, the older recruits replied consistently that when they received their required military haircuts, they could no longer 'sense' the enemy, they could no longer access a 'sixth sense', their 'intuition' no longer was reliable, they couldn't 'read' subtle signs as well or access subtle extrasensory information.

"So the testin institute recruited more Indian trackers, let them keep their long hair, and tested them in multiple areas. Then they would pair two men together who had received the same scores on all the tests. They would let one man in the pair keep his hair long, and gave the other man a military haircut. Then the two men retook the tests.

"Time after time the man with long hair kept makin high scores. Time after time, the man with the short hair failed the tests in which he had previously scored high scores.

"Here is a Typical Test:

"The recruit is sleepin out in the woods. An armed 'enemy' approaches the sleepin man. The long haired man is awakened out of his sleep by a strong sense of danger and gets away long before the enemy is close, long before any sounds from the approachin enemy are audible.

"In another version of this test the long haired man senses an approach and somehow intuits that the enemy will perform a physical attack. He follows his 'sixth sense' and stays still, pretendin to be sleepin, but quickly grabs the attacker and 'kills' him as the attacker reaches down to strangle him.

"This same man, after havin passed these and other tests, then received a military haircut and consistently failed these tests, and many other tests that he had previously passed.

So the document recommended that all Indian trackers be exempt from military haircuts. In fact, it required that trackers keep their hair long."


The medium Maria Orsic was leader of the ‘Vrilerinnen’,
the beautiful young ladies of the Vril Gesellschaft.
Characteristically they all wore their hair in long horse-tails,
contrary to the popular short bobbed fashion of their day,
claiming their long hair acted as cosmic antennas that
helped facilitate their contact with extraterrestrials
beings from beyond

The mammalian body is exquisitely designed. Survival skills of human and animal at times seem almost supernatural. Science is constantly comin up with more discoveries about the amazin abilities of man and animal to survive. Each part of the body has highly sensitive work to perform for the survival and well bein of the body as a whole.The body has a reason for every part of itself.

Hair is an extension of the nervous system, it can be correctly seen as external nerves, a type of highly evolved 'feelers' or 'antennae' that transmit vast amounts of important information to the brain stem, the limbic system, and the neocortex.

Not only does hair in people, includin facial hair in men, provide an information highway reachin the brain, hair also emits energy, the electromagnetic energy emitted by the brain into the outer environment. This has been seen in Kirlian photography when a person is photographed with long hair and then rephotographed after the hair is cut.

When hair is cut, receivin and sendin transmissions to and from the environment are greatly hampered. This results in numbin-out.

Cuttin of hair is a contributin factor to unawareness of environmental distress in local ecosystems. It is also a contributin factor to insensitivity in relationships of all kinds. It contributes to sexual frustration.


In searchin for solutions for the distress in our world, it may be time for us to consider that many of our most basic assumptions about reality are in error. It may be that a major part of the solution is lookin at us in the face each mornin when we see ourselves in the mirror.

The story of Sampson and Delilah in the Bible has a lot of encoded truth to tell us. When Delilah cut Sampson's hair, the once undefeatable Sampson was defeated.

- C. Young and Black Elk
(Edited by Jeebs)

Yogic Hair

Human hair regulates the flow of Solar energy into the system. To let Solar energy flow unhindered into our system, it is necessary to grow hair to its full length and take good care of it. Then, the amount of energy that flows down from the Sahasra chakra (thousand petaled seventh chakra in the brain) increases tremendously. Kundalini is activated by the radiant force in the Anahata chakra (solar-plexus) and moves upward in response to the Solar energy comin down. This balances the body center and maintains total equillibrium. If hair is kept unkempt, let loose, down or uncovered, it becomes electrically imbalanced and the natural process of raisin Kundalini gets impeded. Actually, the word hair is so important that the word Kundalini dereives its name from 'Kundala' meanin a coil of hair, also referrin to the three and half coiled serpent power. Hair is best kept uncut and at the top of the head in the form of a Rishi knot over the 'Brahmarandhra' or the solar center. This concentrates solar energy into the pineal gland and encourages the awakenin and risin of Kundalini shakthi that is necessary for liberation.

Hair is an extension of the nervous system, it can be correctly seen as exteriorized nerves, a type of highly evolved ’feeler’ or ’antennae’ that transmits vast amounts of important information to the brainstem, the limbic system, and the neo-cortex. Not only does hair in people, includin facial hair in men, provide an information highway reachin the brain, hair also emits energy, the electromagnetic energy emitted by the brain into the outer environment. This has been seen in Kirlian photography when a person is photographed with long hair and then re-photographed after hair is cut. When hair is cut, receivin and sendin transmissions to and from the environment and cosmos are greatly hampered. This results in numbin-out. The intuitive ability of the person gets greatly diminished. The natural ability of the human system to receive divine vibrations and insights from the cosmos suffer further to cuttin hair on the head, beard or any other part of the body. Cuttin of hair is a contributin factor to unawareness of environmental distress in local ecosystems. It is also a contributin factor to insensitivity in relationships of all kinds. It contributes to sexual frustration.

Accordin to Ayurveda the ancient Hindu medical science, allowin the beard to grow prevents a person from contractin diseases of the throat and of the gums and the respiratory system. While the structure of hair is such that it can trap bacteria, it does not provide any congenial or favourable conditions for their growth and multiplication. On the other hand, shaven skin is one of the best substrata for their survival and multiplication. Shavin, which has to be repeated at least once everyday, invariably results in cuts, some of which are microscopic - and that is all the malignant bacteria and dreaded viruses need to swarm to the interior of our bodies. Just like skin, hair helps to synthesize vitamin D from sunlight. It also helps to supply the Pituitary gland (located in the head) with phosphorous. Phosphorous is an element which is absorbed durin meditation by the Pituitary gland. The hair on our body regulates body temperature and our eye lashes, nostril hairs and ear hairs help to keep out fine dust particles. The research carried out with this end in view has highlighted the fact that hair serves as a factory providin Vitamin D for the body. Vitamin D protects a person against many fatal diseases like tuberculosis and is an essential element for the well bein and health of bones, teeth and the nervous system.

Hair enhances the ability of a human bein to experience God. This can be explained by understandin the workins of electromagnets. An electromagnet consists of an iron rod with a coil of wire wrapped around it. The strength of an electromagnet can be increased by increasin the number of coils. Now in a human bein, there are nine visible inlets/outlets (2 nostrils, 2 ear holes, 1 mouth, 2 eyes, 2 below the waistline). And the 10th inlet is located in the head and is invisible. It is called the 'Brahmarandhra' (endin of the Susuhumna naadi) in the crown. This is where we experience the reality of God in Nirbija Samadhi. This can be considered to be the iron rod. Hairs are like coils of wire which amplify spiritual energy in the 10th inlet. A greater quantity of head hair will lead to more coils in the knot and therefore a higher concentration of spiritual energy. Of course, it is possible to experience God without any head hair like Buddhists. However anythin that helps us to experience God more easily should be welcomed. Hair is essentially a spiritual technology that makes it easier to connect with God and maintain Brahmacharya by helpin effective transmutation. Significant research has also revealed that longer the hair, more the production of Vitamin D through the interaction of Sun's heat on hair. All this shows that keepin hair is very important for one's physical as well as mental well-bein. It has also been proved on the basis of experiments that the hair tied in the form of a knot on the top of the head is capable of attractin the maximum heat energy of Sun just as a television antenna has the capacity to hold photo waves from the atmosphere. (Accordin to Tessitas, the ancient Germans also used to tie their long hair into a knot on the top of their heads). This solar energy which is absorbed by the antennae like coils of hair then stimulates the Pineal gland within the brain and helps in the complete and natural awakenin of Kundalini Shakthi by percolatin into the lower chakras from the Sahasrara chakra. If we take into account the cumulative loss suffered generations after generations further to cuttin of bodily hair, it seems certain that trimmin of hair is certainly an impediment in the way of realizin the complete scope of the human intellect and connectin to God.

In the religious literature of the world there is much evidence which suggests that God has created humans with great interest. The Jewish and Christian churches also contain evidence to this effect that God created man in his own image and put his own particle as soul within him. On the basis of all this, it can be easily presumed that God did not add anythin, includin hair, to human body without a definite purpose. Thus, trimmin or cuttin hair amounts to not only declinin the gift given by God but also disfigurin the shape given to man by the Parabrahman (Almighty). This blunder of cuttin and disownin hair has not been made by man since the times of Adam, but the same is in practice only since the last century or so.

Demerits of cuttin bodily hair

If hairs are not trimmed or cut, their length &growth stops automatically after reachin a certain length. In such a situation, hardly 0.5% of the protein that we take in with our daily diet is spent on their upkeep. On the other hand, cut or trimmed hair consumes much more protein because this has to be spent on the regrowth. Hair is mostly made of protein and the growth of hair draws much protein from the human system. Had hair stopped re-growin after havin been trimmed once, there would have been no extra expense of protein. However, keepin in view the multidimensional usefulness and requirement of hair on the human body, God has created within the human body an interestin mechanism to help continuous growth of hair. This mechanism continues bein operational till one breaths one's last. Thus, this mechanism goes on spendin more protein on the re-growth of hair after a person shaves or trims them. Nature does this so as to not deny a person the varied benefits of hair. It seems modern man is busy in shavin off hair under a sort of false/atheistic culture whereas God is ever involved in their growth. God is serious that we should have hair, for he makes it regrow every day in spite of us shavin, while man is careless and oblivious to its necessity.

After comprehensive research, scientists have reached the conclusion that hairs stop growin after havin achieved the level of optimum growth. They remain alive for two to six years. They play an active role durin this period and then gettin weak, fall off as we comb them. This is called the death of hair. There is no use keepin dead hair. However, keepin in view the utmost importance of hair for the human bein, nature is ever ready to replenish these dead hair by sproutin new ones in their place. The importance of hair can also be gauged from the fact that the operation of replacin dead hair with new ones starts immediately and forcefully so that body does not suffer because of their lack. This shows that new and healthy hair on the head and beard of a man is of paramount importance to life. That is why God has created such a wonderful mechanism as a result of which a person continues to be bestowed with healthy hair for long years of his/her life. The fact that hair grows rapidly even after regular trimmin and cuttin implies that God does not approve of the human action of shavin or trimmin hair. The very act goes against nature and goin against nature has severe repercussions.

"Hair is the pranic antenna. It is energy, pure protein. Our hair fashions might be just a trend, but if we investigate, we may find that we have been deprivin ourselves of one of the most valuable sources of energy for human vitality and spiritual growth”-- Yogi Bhajan*

"Each part of the body includin hair has a highly sensitive work to perform for the survival and well bein of the body as a whole. The body has a reason for every part of itself." -- C. Young

"God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another."
-- Shakespeare

For this reason, ancient Yogis and Rishis never cut hair but let it grow to its natural length. This helped them achieve multi-fold benefits. In all ancient cultures of the world, cuttin of hair is frowned upon. The trend of cuttin bodily hair took momentum only nearin the end of the 19th century. From the Yogic point of view it is well known from the scriptures that the natural growth of a beard and mustache helps cover the 'Chandra Dwara' (lunar center) of a man located in his chin. This center in the tip of his lower jaw is the spot through which people and especially wimmin connect with the man. In the presence of a beard, this spot is fully covered and this regulates the Pranic energy one gives out while interactin with others or when others see him. Only the required amount of energy is given out in the presence of the beard.

In the absence of a beard, a man with a "clean shaven" jawline is unprotected and ungoverned in terms of his Prana (vital energy). His lunar center is fully exposed. This results in the loss of much Ojas, Tejas and Prana when he interacts with people, especially with wimmin. Interaction here doesn't merely refer to talk but also sight. A man without a beard, with a clean shaven jawline becomes vulnerable and susceptible to the feminine energy given out by a woman. This then draws his masculine energy from the lunar center and he becomes defenseless in protectin himself from bein dominated and subjugated by her feminine charms which are an effect of Maya (illusion). He has a high chance of bein mesmerized and stupefied by her female energy. It has been observed that Yogis with a full grown beard and hair have a much lesser chance of losin their calmness, poise and steadiness on the appearance of a woman in the emotional sense. Thus it becomes a worthy tool towards the practice of Brahmacharya by actin as a shield that prevents the loss of Ojas, Tejas and Prana. A woman with sexual intentions cannot easily draw Ojas from the man with a beard.

To begin with, those who shave can stop the activity and grow a small stubble which can then gradually be let to grow as one comes to terms with the concept.

ॐ तत् सत्
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The Mystery and Horrible Murders of Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, by Peter Haining, F. Muller,1979. ISBN 0-584-10425-1. 160 pages

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