The Knights of Banjo Hollow

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The Knights of Banjo Hollow



It has been suggested by Colonel Goober that many women of an unvirtuous persuasion will be reincarnated as spiders. Is there proof in the puddin?

  • They wears them fishnet hoses or other Gotham grisly elements like skullface jewelries in a sexed-up way

  • They attempt to snare male prey through MIPS (like black widow spiders)

  • They wears black clothes, red lipstick and ghostly white makeups, almost like a black body, red marking and white net of a black widow
  • They stay up all night and sleep during the day

  • Their goal is to suck out the male essence, devourin the soul of male friends, just as female spiders often trap their suitors and eat them (suck out their juices) later

spiderwimminzSpiderwomen tend to lahk drugs, nightlaf, gothical clothins, promiscuity and tattoos (some of which incidentally resemble spider webs). Consider this incident where a blood-sucking woman lured a man into a dark corner with promises of sexual favors, then butchered him up and sucked his blood with her friends. It really happens!

Also remember that humans are the thinking aspect of the animal kingdom, and that all who oppose thinking and/or actively work to destroy brain cells through chemical abuse are demoted into bestial incarnations.

Famous spiderwimmin in history:

*****The KBH*****


Who We Is
How to Join

KBH original Articles:

Yogic Hair

Are Sports Really Valuable?

One Continent Man's Sperm Test

Drugs vs. Prayer

Man vs. Woman

Porn Slave Epitaph


Killed by Their Woman

Becoming a Cow

The Mythopoetic Men's Movement

New Menation Cult proposed

China vs. India

Prudes are the Real Sexperts

Teeterin on TC?

Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog!

Thoughts on Kids

How Faggy is Bodybuildin?

Macho Murder?

Cut-up Karma

How to Keep Your Stallion in His Stall

Health of Nations

How to Talk Hick

Re: Forums

Sex is Not Enjoyable

The End of Mankind

A Discussion Between Dr. Rob and Uncle Jeebers

Why Intoxicants Cause Spiritual Harm

KBH resources:

Pilgrimage List
Celibates List
Positive Lyrics
ॐ The Gospel of the Holy Twelve ॐ

External Links:
Srila Prabhupada
7th Day Adventism
Jesus was White [1] [2]

Try out the KBH lifestyle:
Forest of Peace
Or to live with KBH members contact us

Clean comedy:
Madogga: One of History's Biggest Dicks
Brian Regan [1][2][3]
Bill Burr [1]

More soulfood:

The Benefits of Vegetarianism

Subverting the Disney Legacy

Dark Night of the Soul by St. John of the Cross

Hoaxacre™ [1][2][3]

The value of silence

Cow Protection and its Importance to Society [pdf]

How Virility is Destroyed

Defiant Chastity

We Believe in Being Chaste [LDS link]

Statement on the Environment [7th Day Adventist link]

The Successful Politician Does Not Drink by George Washington Plunkitt

Who Built the Moon?
website and book

Website against vastectomy which gives clues as to how left-hand tantrists get sick

The crazy Talmud

What's up with Dinosaurs and Dragons? video by Kent Hovind

The Nephilim: the Sons of God

a couple of giants
Giants by Steve Quayle

From Crisis to Peace: How vegetarianism can save the world

Semen Loss as cause of disease: 1800's French European physician article

Swami Sivananda: The Horror of Semen Loss article
Preservation of Vital Fluid: Sikh article
Natural Health Videos By Magnus Muller
The Dangers of Mouth Breathing: pdf article

Mormons  against self-abuse:
article 1
article 2

Uncle Jeebers:
Against MGM and
Porn Propaganda Debunked

Spitual Warfare: pdf article

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