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One Continent Man's Sperm Test

Before we dig in, two caveats: we do not advocate taking these tests as they involve masturbation. Second, the tester wishes to remain anonymous, so his name has been whited out. We will not reveal any personal details about this man.

The following test was done by a KBH reader who wanted laboratory proof of our claims. He did not masturbate for three months, then went to a hospital and got a sperm count and quality test.


The first line is incorrect. He told them he was chaste for three months, and they didn't believe him and wrote three days.


Location: Local. Method of attainment: masturbation. Quantity: 20 ml. Time to liquification: 30 minutes. Color: greyish white (not yellowish). Stickiness: negative (not different degrees of stickiness). Concentration: 1758 X 106/ml [reference added: average concentration is 20 X 106/ml]. Average sperm activity rate: 78%. [reference added at time of receiving test: this rate is typically 50%] Average rate of type A and B sperm should be equal or greater to 50% or 25% [?] (his was 41 plus 27, 68%). Round cells: 5-10 per Hp.

Test date: January 12th, 2009.

This tester showed that with only three months of chastity, a man increases his sperm count over eight times. In addition, the quality and color are far better than average and it is not sticky.

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KBH original Articles:

Yogic Hair

Are Sports Really Valuable?

One Continent Man's Sperm Test

Drugs vs. Prayer

Man vs. Woman

Porn Slave Epitaph


Killed by Their Woman

Becoming a Cow

The Mythopoetic Men's Movement

New Menation Cult proposed

China vs. India

Prudes are the Real Sexperts

Teeterin on TC?

Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog!

Thoughts on Kids

How Faggy is Bodybuildin?

Macho Murder?

Cut-up Karma

How to Keep Your Stallion in His Stall

Health of Nations

How to Talk Hick

Re: Forums

Sex is Not Enjoyable

The End of Mankind

A Discussion Between Dr. Rob and Uncle Jeebers

Why Intoxicants Cause Spiritual Harm

KBH resources:

Pilgrimage List
Celibates List
Positive Lyrics
ॐ The Gospel of the Holy Twelve ॐ

External Links:
Srila Prabhupada
7th Day Adventism
Jesus was White [1] [2]

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Forest of Peace
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Clean comedy:
Madogga: One of History's Biggest Dicks
Brian Regan [1][2][3]
Bill Burr [1]

More soulfood:

The Benefits of Vegetarianism

Subverting the Disney Legacy

Dark Night of the Soul by St. John of the Cross

Hoaxacre™ [1][2][3]

The value of silence

Cow Protection and its Importance to Society [pdf]

How Virility is Destroyed

Defiant Chastity

We Believe in Being Chaste [LDS link]

Statement on the Environment [7th Day Adventist link]

The Successful Politician Does Not Drink by George Washington Plunkitt

Who Built the Moon?
website and book

Website against vastectomy which gives clues as to how left-hand tantrists get sick

The crazy Talmud

What's up with Dinosaurs and Dragons? video by Kent Hovind

The Nephilim: the Sons of God

a couple of giants
Giants by Steve Quayle

From Crisis to Peace: How vegetarianism can save the world

Semen Loss as cause of disease: 1800's French European physician article

Swami Sivananda: The Horror of Semen Loss article
Preservation of Vital Fluid: Sikh article
Natural Health Videos By Magnus Muller
The Dangers of Mouth Breathing: pdf article

Mormons  against self-abuse:
article 1
article 2

Uncle Jeebers:
Against MGM and
Porn Propaganda Debunked

Spitual Warfare: pdf article

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