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One Continent Man's Sperm Test


Before we dig in, two caveats: we do not advocate taking these tests as they involve masturbation. Second, the tester wishes to remain anonymous, so his name has been whited out. We will not reveal any personal details about this man.

The following test was done by a KBH reader who wanted laboratory proof of our claims. He did not masturbate for three months, then went to a hospital and got a sperm count and quality test.

spermtest

The first line is incorrect. He told them he was chaste for three months, and they didn't believe him and wrote three days.

Translation:

Location: Local. Method of attainment: masturbation. Quantity: 20 ml. Time to liquification: 30 minutes. Color: greyish white (not yellowish). Stickiness: negative (not different degrees of stickiness). Concentration: 1758 X 106/ml [reference added: average concentration is 20 X 106/ml]. Average sperm activity rate: 78%. [reference added at time of receiving test: this rate is typically 50%] Average rate of type A and B sperm should be equal or greater to 50% or 25% [?] (his was 41 plus 27, 68%). Round cells: 5-10 per Hp.

Test date: January 12th, 2009.

This tester showed that with only three months of chastity, a man increases his sperm count over eight times. In addition, the quality and color are far better than average and it is not sticky.


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