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Sex is Not Enjoyable


It is often suggested that the act of sex is enjoyable. This is a great mistake committed by those already initiated into this painful and strip-mining ritual.

Sex like any of the great sins was on its first occurence the cause of nausea and traumatic surprise. Like a boy gulping down his first beer, he doesn't know whether to vomit or to pretend harder that his dizzy head is happy. Smokers will often tell you that their first cigarette was nauseating, and that only with persistence did they eventually like the act. What happens is that when we first try a great sin, it sends all kinds of warning messages to our bodies. We react with reversion. All the pain and suffering associated with that sin can be felt at first. But after several tries, the negative effects of the sin are clouded by the addictive effects of it. Eventually addictive desire drowns out our "blue balls," our nausea, our headache, our feeling of shame and guilt, and the desire to try, try, try again takes over.

boyOur parents or family may have tried to have us sip a beer or cocktail when we were kids. You could remember the feeling if it happened to you. You wanted to vomit it up - you hated it. I remember when I found out that beef was dead cow, and my grandmother scolded me, and I cried and cried. I remember in school how the boys wanted their own area and felt the girls might pass some disease along to them. In kindergarten we had a blue side and a red side, and the students themselves worked to keep themselves separate. I remember our parents wishing we'd watch TV with them, but we were unwilling because there were kissing scenes which nauseated us.

Why is it we could feel so averse then, but willingly corrupt ourselves later?

Just remember, brothers, that if you didn't like something as a kid - if a kid wouldn't do something for fun, then you shouldn't do it for fun now. How else, then would we regain our childhood innocence, purity, and capacity for unbridled joy?


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KBH original Articles:

Yogic Hair

Are Sports Really Valuable?

One Continent Man's Sperm Test

Drugs vs. Prayer

Man vs. Woman

Porn Slave Epitaph

Spiderwoman

Killed by Their Woman

Becoming a Cow

The Mythopoetic Men's Movement

New Menation Cult proposed

China vs. India

Prudes are the Real Sexperts

Teeterin on TC?

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Thoughts on Kids

How Faggy is Bodybuildin?

Macho Murder?

Cut-up Karma

How to Keep Your Stallion in His Stall

Health of Nations

How to Talk Hick

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The End of Mankind

A Discussion Between Dr. Rob and Uncle Jeebers

Why Intoxicants Cause Spiritual Harm

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celibacy.info
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atmajyoti.org
semenloss.info
Srila Prabhupada
TrueKabbalah.org
kkklan.com
7th Day Adventism
careforcows.org
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Jesus was White [1] [2]
Jesuswasnotajew.com


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Bill Burr [1]

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Subverting the Disney Legacy

Dark Night of the Soul by St. John of the Cross

Hoaxacre™ [1][2][3]

The value of silence

Cow Protection and its Importance to Society [pdf]

How Virility is Destroyed

Defiant Chastity

We Believe in Being Chaste [LDS link]

Statement on the Environment [7th Day Adventist link]

The Successful Politician Does Not Drink by George Washington Plunkitt

Who Built the Moon?
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Website against vastectomy which gives clues as to how left-hand tantrists get sick

The crazy Talmud

What's up with Dinosaurs and Dragons? video by Kent Hovind

The Nephilim: the Sons of God

a couple of giants
Giants by Steve Quayle

From Crisis to Peace: How vegetarianism can save the world

Semen Loss as cause of disease: 1800's French European physician article

Swami Sivananda: The Horror of Semen Loss article
Preservation of Vital Fluid: Sikh article
Natural Health Videos By Magnus Muller
The Dangers of Mouth Breathing: pdf article

Mormons  against self-abuse:
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article 2

Uncle Jeebers:
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Porn Propaganda Debunked


Spitual Warfare: pdf article



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