The Knights of Banjo Hollow



2016/08/03: KBH Castle Italia established! Be among the first visitors and stake your claim in the alps

2016/06/15: Don't ask pharisees or moslems about their "religions" - they're obligated to lie to you. In pharasitic cliterature it's called Kol Nidre; in mudslimry it's called Takyyia

The full text of the Kol nidre: “All vows, obligations, oaths or anathemas, pledges of all names, which we have vowed, sworn, devoted, or bound ourselves to, from this day of atonement, until the next day of atonement (whose arrival we hope for in happiness) we repent, aforehand, of them all, they shall all be deemed absolved, forgiven, annulled, void and made of no effect; they shall not be binding, nor have any power; the vows shall not be reckoned vows, the obligations shall not be obligatory, nor the oaths considered as oaths.” — Hebrew Publishing Company, New York 1919. Don't be a sucker! Read the tarmud as it is and without any "help" from a goblin

2016/06/06: KBH site is back up after a long and strange battle. If you enjoy the brotherchat feature be sure to bookmark the standalone link in case the site goes down again

2016/05/15: Land whale is refused service by based Redneck who accurately predicts it would never pay

2016/05/11: ZOG is having us waste our own waste by sending our crap into the ground/drinking water supply and oceans and then (((charging))) us for peat and fertilizers. Recycling it is easy, cleaner, creates less stink and gives you real agrarian powers. Spread the word!

Gnu KBH-exclusive online version of Eustace Mullins' «The Curse of Canaan», coded in flexible layout for iPad and dumbphones. Illustrations and annotations being added as you read

2016/05/07: The imminent sanscrit scholar, author and founder of the "Hare Krishnas" Srila Prabhupada was always open about the true history of india, race reality, Hitler, and womb-men

It's long been noted that chinese are essentially pharisees now, as others comment how arabs/moslems and the pharisees plaguing the US and Europe are in a love-hate relationship that will ultimately meld their two ways. (And there is also the theory that is-slime started out essentially as a pharisee sect). China may be courting the moslems from outside, possibly because over half of Chinese are genitally mutilated, generally worship money, lack empathy and thus live in a giant desert, too. Could it be that the 1/3 of the angels expelled from heaven have turned into literally 1/3 the population of the Earth?

2016/05/04: "Better to bore out one's own eyes with a hot iron than look at a woman with lustful eyes." - Lord Buddha. "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." Matthew 5:29-30 (KJV)

2016/04/23: Are satanic sacrifices going more public? Shillary makes an odd statement in an email about a sacrifice to Moloch. Putting up a "thousand points of light" and installing 1000 replicas of the gates to the temple of Baal all over the world, a temple supposedly destroyed by (((ISIS))). Do the thousand points of Lucifer light radiate from little boys' a-holes? Crowley himself seems to have said as much. Then, he fathered Barbara Bush

Then her husburnt (a "bi" like her father Crowley) was pissed about Low-energy Jeb being trumped into taco meat and threatens to slit GL's throat on national TV

2016/04/22: Think we should czech out the perverts that lead the LGBLT bowel movement? Indeed we should!

2016/04/12: Amazing victory of redpilled brothers against misopede misandrist feminut whore at Nintendo

2016/04/04: Masonic science: the speed of earth around the sun is 66.600mph, the curvature in one mile squared is .666ft, the earth's axis tilt is 66.6°, and the earth's weight is 6.580 sextillion tons (rounded up is 6.6 SEXtillion). I enjoy NASA facts and all the stuff Bill Nye has to explain to you (in case you're an udder moran), but I was really hoping for more sixes.

And why all this weight change? Although the earth was still eating lots of cookies and ice cream in 2008, but it went on a diet four years later. And we know all this because a fagmason hung two balls in a wooden frame in 1797

2016/03/13: Turns out, all the weekday names in english and German from tuesday to friday come from Norse mythology. Also notice how the moon moves in relation to the sun and how (though moonlight is surely not a simple mirror reflection of sunlight, moonlight appears to be some sort of reaction to it)

2016/03/09: For all of White history, intelligent, straight-forward, independent White people have understood that the earth is a flat disk. From the cosmology of Norse (later Odinists), Greeks, Judahite, Roman, Medieval European, or Swedish (1500 AD), all describe a flat disk with a great tree or spiritual event at the north pole. Fake WN's push pride in pharasitic psyop BM that enslaves us (i.e., that we have to pay for in *astronomical* government funding), distorting the fact that uber-cool Nazi commander Wernher Von Braun was head of NASA along with at least 1200 colleagues forced to built rockets for the USSA. Yet look what he had put on his gravestone, Psalms 19:1: "The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork." Celibate hero Nicola Tesla also proclaimed the firmament

According to they historically-accepted Leyland document, an early baal earther Pythagoras was also a freemason. Freemasons deny the authenticity of the document, but proclaim Pythagoras an "honorary" fagmason (referring to him always as "ancient brother"). Are you intelligent enough to figure out that the traditional, White-man's flat earth is true, and that the baal earth is a satanic deception started and maintained by freemasons and chosens?

2016/03/05: Interesting, isn't it, how israhell and chinka are exempt from the dicktatorship?

The ADL is violating its 501(c)(3) tax-exempt status by attempting to influence US elections

2016/02/26: Matthew 15: 21-26 21 Leaving that place, Jesus withdrew to the region of Tyre and Sidon. 22 A Canaanite [kike] woman from that vicinity came to him, crying out, “Lord, Son of David, have mercy on me! My daughter is demon-possessed and suffering terribly.” 23 Jesus did not answer a word. So his disciples came to him and urged him, “Send her away, for she keeps crying out after us.” 24 He answered, “I was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel.” 25 The woman came and knelt before him. “Lord, help me!” she said. 26 He replied, “It is not right to take the children’s bread and toss it to the dogs.” n.b., "Canaanite" means proto-pharisee, a "canaan" being a "merchant" in syriac. The wombman tries to claim Jesus is the son of David, not God in reality or Joseph in name...(and there's zero archeological evidence that a king david ever existed). Sounds crazy, but it's true, "dog" and "catamite" are common biblical terms that mean fags, c.f., Galatians in reference to circum-stumping chosens

A very intriguing book (pdf link) that could be real to some extent. What's your opinion?

Ever notice that modern victims of infanticide are holocausted to molech?

2016/02/22: Migrant sexual emergencies

Are Christ killers a race? Elizabeth Dilling says no. They wish they were, as they are too unscrupulous and sexually jaded to maintain such a treasure as a People. It's confusing because indeed many of them look quite alike, however, as a man “thinketh in his heart so is he.” (Proverbs 23:7)

2016/02/21: The reddit cuck discovers /pol/. ¡Jeb! on suicide watch

2016/01/27: Hilarious redpilled tour of a USSA space museum. Also, a riveting Aryan speech on debunking the baal [1]

2016/01/24: Many more brilliant entries on our KBH blog. Send requests to Jeebers for article submissions, suggestions, or to become a staff member

2016/01/02: Sven Longshanks' view on Aryan sexual restraint: The Black and mixed race pagan religions have always been based around the sex act and the lower chakras, whereas Christianity and the other purely Aryan religions were based around avoiding the sex act and concentrating the power into the higher energy centers. The darker races do not have these higher energy centers, and they have always worshiped the goddess in her heightened sexual state because of this. The unadulterated White nations worshiped the masculine principle, and only honored the female one in her essential role of supporting the masculine and bearing the posterity of the race. -Sven Longshanks

From Fr. John (concernin flamin phaggit odinists like Jack Donovan): "And ANYONE, I repeat, ANYONE who augurs for allowing sodomites to live, should be stoned along with them. They are the nadir of a civilization, they are demonically possessed, and offer NOTHING to normal people - even Tchaikovsky had the decency to drink cholera-infested water, upon the command from his church hierarchs, to remove himself from the Russian society he contaminated. And what happened less than twenty years later? A Jewish-led mass orgy of death, racial genocide, etc. because those who DIDN’T die, continued the downward spiral of their culture, becoming more effete, religiously flaccid, and morally degenerate. Sodomy is a SIGN of the wrath of God to come on ALL who allow it to continue."

2016/01/01: 2015 announcements archived here

Malcolm McLaren, a pharasite, was punk's founding father. Ulla Meyer, is Lars Ullrich's pharasitic mother. And Chuck Schuldiner, a pharasite born in Jew York Schitty, is often referred to as "The Godfather of Death metal"

Another kosher warrior against the White Race, an officially-promoted, uber-negative, self-destructive death metal fartist, Vag Vaginess (AKA Baphomette), burned down tens of gorgeous, ancient and European sacrosanct wooden churches like this one in Norway (didn't burn down any sin-agogs), fully defiled his white skin, looks like a 60-year-old kike at the age of 38 (in 2013), murdered Øystein Aarseth, shown here with him and his idol, Baphomet, on his shirt.

His first daughter [cauto!site riddled with spyware], a narcissist taking thousands of selfies, apparently drug-addicted, produces "music" from the exclusively-kosher Abbey Road Studios, London, also makes cringe-worthy music with negative themes for men and Whites. Compare the fruit of his loins with that of a Christian preacher, Steven Anderson...the difference is black and white folks

What are odinut, anti-Christian, pagan "values"? Beer, animal sacrifice, grave desecration, church burning. Never burned down a sin-agog - what a kohen-cidence! Won't help to shut down abortion clinics or oppose misopede marriage. Support fags. Heavy drug use, death metal, tattoos (all of which pharisees or chinese control these days). Can't produce a single document which shows a viable "pagan religion". Winge like nigs and chosens about "muh massacres". Never worked together to do anything constructive in the past (Christians fought off the muds and their slavery in Europe, not the infighting, destructive pagans), nor are they doing anything constructive in the present. The KBH has always had Jesus at the banner, and like at DS, odinuts bashing Christianity in a propagandistic, spamming manner will not be tolerated at the KBH ॐ 卐

Are tattoos and other mutilations of our God and Race-given bodies, very popular among odinuts, anti-Christians and pagans preparations for a more literal mark of the beast? "The banking industry is another sector where the tattoo technology could be used. For example, the tattoos could be used to store financial data, allowing an individual to use it as a digital wallet." Revelation 13:17 “And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.” Interesting how the literal desecration of our Race becomes an easy vehicle for the antichrist

Remember to keep up with your daily practice and refer to our pressure point meditation method ॐ 卐

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